Pout gives no reason to pout

I have problems with mascara. I've tried dozens of products but they all seem to leave smudges under my eyes. Unless, I use waterproof and then I end up losing some lashes when I remove it or with Blink's "Kiss Me" (a chemical engineering marvel that's worth trying) by 1 AM, it's flaking and getting in my contacts.

I had plans after work one night last week and admittedly, I wanted to look pretty so I made a lunchtime run to Sephora for some basic supplies. While checking for a travel-size blush from Pout, I asked the brand rep for a mascara suggestion and told her about my smudging problem. She recommended Pout's "Black Eyes." I was skeptical because it had a really skinny wand but she was smudge-free; so, I bought one.

It's been a happy, smudgeless week and it didn't even run with all the watering that my eyes were doing this week due to the wind and cold. I think I'm finally ready to practice some brand loyalty with my mascara.

Little help please...

Spoon, Led Zeppelin, Seal, Black Flag, Rolling Stones, White Zombie, Alice in Chains, Cypress Hill, Dead Kennedys, Smashing Pumpkins, Eagles, Cars, Lemonheads, B52s, Garbage, Bee Gees, Matchbox 20, Great White, White Snake, Eels, Gorillaz, Pixies, Madonna, Twisted Sister (?), Scissor Sisters, Guns 'n Roses, Beach Boys, Police, Cowboy Junkies, U2, Nine Inch Nails, the Cult, Black Crowes, Ratt, Blur, Hole, Dinosaur Jr, Blind Melon, Sex Pistols, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Radiohead, Rusted Root, Iron Maiden, Queen, Prince, Fifty Cent.. Please fill me in on any others I missed. Are the guys in suits supposed to be the Blues Brothers? It doesn't seem to fit... Clicking on the photo should open a new window with a larger version of the pic.

A friend sent me the jpeg; so, I don't know if this part of a contest or just an ad for Virgin Records.